This is my grandson, Cardon. He's the kid who invents popular games like Lets Get a Bucket & Flood the ENTIRE House with Bathtub Water! and Lose the Diaper, Pop Out the Window Screen, Let's Pee on the Car! He's also the kid who, along with his wonderful mom, daily melts your m&n's with morsels like: Mommy, "Cardon, what are you doing?" Cardon, "I'm stretching my neck like a lama." Mommy, "Hmm. Cool." Or my favorite, Mommy, "Cardon, you're so cute." Cardon, "(Sigh) Yeah (pause) I am." Here's the Skinny: If you're feeling a little blue, go out and find yourself some Cardon. Or maybe just stretch your neck like a llama. Mmmm . . . yeah, that works too.