Health Care Reform

Me (Reading to Greg from the Internet): Listen to this. "The incidence of overweight people in the U.S. has reached epidemic proportions . . . approximately 65% of U.S. adults are overweight."
Greg: They otta just shoot 'em.

Me: Oh, yeah. Right. That'd mean that they'd shoot you and me, you know.

Greg (starting to get excited): Yeah! Think how great it would be! It'd be so much easier to stay on a diet. Talk about incentive.

Me: You've got a point there.

Greg (now really amped): That could be the solution to health care! There's my new plan: Just shoot 'em.

You realize that he's not kidding here, right? Well, mostly.


Gretchen said...

Go ahead and shoot me too! I got a jump start on my program this morning. We had a mini indoor triathalon. Treadmill/Stationary Bike and indoor pool.


lyn. said...

I like this plan much better than Obamacare... LOL

Gretzbabi said...

Oh and I would have to say that even then, even with the threat of being shot, well not even then would I give up my beautiful that I have worked all my life to obtain! lol You two do know that it is all a hoax, a plot, that we much all follow in the same footsteps of the skinny world! The 'others' can't stand it if they don't get more money! Thank Heaven for my calm pleasant personality that matches my beautiful face and voluptuous body, I will survive!

Valerie said...

I've heard different ideas, but never this one. Think he'll go into politics. :)